Eviscerating Dan Brown

Wheel, meet butterfly.

Pal Neddie has done a bang-up job on The Da Vinci Code, including introducing someone to the word cackhanded, testimony to Ned’s own time in foreign fields. I have not, myself, picked up the aforementioned book, and would sooner suck out my own eyeballs than read it, so I cannot vouch for the accuracy of his comments. But he seems to make a prima facie case, as we legaloids like to say.