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TID 5: Watched a meteor shower

December 11, 2008

August a couple of years ago I was far enough away from city lights, and the shower was at a reasonable hour, that I did see more than a handful of the Perseids. Exciting though it was, I wish instead I could say that I had seen the aurora borealis. Now there’s a heavenly phenomenon [...]

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TID 3: Played in a band

December 10, 2008

We got over singing “Blowin’ in the wind” instead of Christmas carols, and amazingly found ourselves on Stubby’s Silver Star Show, where The Man forced us to cut our high-concept version of The Story of Bo Diddley down to 1’45″ or less. And when the votes were in and counted, a girl beat us out [...]

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TID 2: Slept under the stars

December 9, 2008

No big deal. I mean, I was doing it this past summer, when things were too hot indoors, just stretched out on the terrace. Mostly I’d wake up in the middle of the night, cool enough to go back inside and sleep, but once or twice I made it to the dawn. I’ve always preferred [...]

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TID 1: Started your own blog

December 8, 2008

I had a blog before I knew what a blog was. The internet version of a quarterly newsletter, lovingly hand-coded with table cells that looked like index card tabs, and every quarter I recoded everything to keep it up to date. Imagine my surprise when I joined a giant organization and discovered I’d have to [...]

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TID 0: Explain and apologize

December 5, 2008

Never explain, never apologize? Crap, fit only for posturing ninnies.If someone doesn’t understand, you have failed to communicate; you need to explain. And if you’ve done something wrong, why not say sorry? You may not think it was wrong, but someone else did. You failed to communicate, so explain, and apologize. I did not attempt [...]

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Mondo bizzarro, in which I am falsely accused

May 21, 2008

Update: There’s an apology in the comments. This just in: Jeremy I noticed your 50 x 100 x 50 is striking similar and also was started after another blog called 100×50 (lwarnerrose.wordpress.com). I would like to say it was a coincidence…however in our increasingly interconnected world coincidence is beginning to become a thing of the [...]

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Dogged

May 15, 2008

At the (workshop of) della Robbia Nativity, I’m brought up short by ignorance. It’s a wonderful object, the restricted colour range and the white of the main figures make it so much easier to read. I’m struck by the everyday acuity of the artist, and how that makes it real. Like, on that hunter’s leg, [...]

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Who is that guy?

May 11, 2008

Sat in front of Piero della Francesca’s Resurrection, in a beautiful, spare space, I’m struck by the absolute directness of the gaze. He is looking straight at you, with no sign of having suffered except a minor piercing. “Oh, that? A flesh wound.” Then there is the casual drape of his left hand over this [...]

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M’aider

May 1, 2008

This post is number 50 in a series. Hard to believe. I could never have planned it this way. Later today we start a long weekend of serious R&R, but today I post my last post in this series (except that I may well continue; it’s fun). After all the blood, the sweat, the toil, [...]

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Training days

April 30, 2008

This post is number 49 in a series. I can’t think why he started. I was sitting quietly, waiting for him, and he threw something at my head. I watched it sail by. A biscuit! So I Hoovered it up. That happened a couple more times, then his aim improved. I happened to have my [...]

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Rus in urbe

April 29, 2008

This post is number 48 in a series. The country came to town yesterday as we set out, bucket in hand, dog on leash, to gather elderflowers. Italians watched, but said nothing. With The Squeeze despatched to procure citric acid, and sugar, water and lemons, the house was soon as redolent as a flowery bower. [...]

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Where’s my mojo?

April 28, 2008

This post is number 47 in a series. When the world was young, best beloved, and floppy disks were great big things the size of saucers, I needed to count the words in a book. So I thought, well, what separates one word from another. Why, a space! And sometimes a carriage return! And so [...]

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In which we are triumphant

April 27, 2008

This post is number 46 in a series. Even in the contest between man and patio furniture, the issue is not certain. The key to the communal terrace above having been obtained from the porter, the armchairs were squeezed through the doorway and lowered onto the terrace by means of mountaineering tape. Would the larger [...]

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Lotta continua

April 26, 2008

Of course it all came to naught, but that first week in May as the news filtered across the Channel, Paris was where it was at. A couple of years later, no sit-in could start without Street Fighting Man to ensure adequate dialectical doodads, and the revolution’s teeth had been pulled.

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Paper and pen to the rescue

April 25, 2008

This post is number 44 in a series. And it is also a tribute — an unforeseen one, as it happens — to Blue Girl. She posted her 50th yesterday and, magnanimous to the last, her very next act was to encourage those of us she inspired to copy her. She also posted a scan [...]

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Flickering out?

April 23, 2008

This post is number 43 in a series. My latest camera download contained about 170 images from at least four trips. And I’m resolved not to get behindhand in organizing them. So I sat down to rank, keyword, catalogue and upload one of the trips, and before I know it I’ve spent an extra hour [...]

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Stormy Weather

April 22, 2008

This post is number 42 in a series. Last night’s storm could have woken the dead. We risked going out because it had been a while since the previous excursion and walked the streets with lightning fizzing all around and thunder above our heads. Dry lightning, I was hoping. But no, and when the rain [...]

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Poets alive

April 21, 2008

This post is number 41 in a series. Blue Girl breaks new ground by embedding a video in a 50 x 100 x 50 post. Just don’t watch it, unless you like being manipulated into an eye-blinking, lump-throated slump, I like to think that my own paltry genre-extension — doubling up on words after I’d [...]

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A fun day out with American undergraduates

April 20, 2008

This post is numbers 39 & 40 in a series. “It’s terrible. It’s not even good.” “Well you can just go fuck yourself.” “I love that woman, I just can’t help it.” “I’m deleting this. You’re OK with that?” “You don’t need more wine. You need a sausage.” “Dude, what did you just throw at [...]

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Summertime

April 18, 2008

This post is number 38 in a series. I had seen one or two, but that’s no summer. This evening on the terrace, fresh from sticking stolen Bruggmansia cuttings in some soil, I sat back and watched a dozen or more swallows shrieking as they hawked beneath a mottled blue-gray sky. It’s odd how they [...]

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Impatient with technology

April 17, 2008

This post is number 37 in a series. I didn’t think I would be, but I’m really rather peeved by the way my WordPress update worked out. And not just WordPress. There seems to be an obsession with making things more complicated — possibly just for the sake of it — rather than with making [...]

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Oh bliss, oh joy, oh Language Log

April 16, 2008

So the apostrophe — that key orthographic distinguisher that protects Western civilization from confusion between the genitive case of the 3rd person singular neuter pronoun and the result of attaching the clitic form of the 3rd person singular present tense form of the copula to that pronoun — is being elided in some people’s casual [...]

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Changes?

April 16, 2008

This post is number 36 in a series. Wild social whirl. Home after midnight. Post thought but unwritten, and rules allow skippage, so … Monday last, the Italians elect Silvio for a third-term, definitely the triumph of hope over experience. And I sit on the station platform for almost an hour, because the train is [...]

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Promises promises

April 14, 2008

This post is number 35 in a series. Moonflowers. Hyacinth beans. A Mandevilla I got from the big garden on Saturday. A sweet-scented white-flowered shrub that makes glaucous, dark-blue berries, nabbed from friend Cini’s terrace.. My own cannas, years old. An Ipomoea, ditto. And a tomato from somewhere down in Puglia that stays green and [...]

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