Headlines I wish I’d written

by Jeremy on 3/2/2008

in General

Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks

How I wish I’d been among the subs when that story came in.

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Kevin February 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm

The classic of course is “Headless corpse found in topless bar” from the New York Post in 1983.

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Jeremy February 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm

And then there’s “Nut screws washer and bolts,” but that may be apocryphal.

Certainly Googling it is no help.

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Luigi February 7, 2008 at 11:36 pm

I always liked:

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

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Duncan Hull February 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Yup, it’s up there with Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster and many others

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